jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

combeferret:

absolutcute:

source

why do cats like to stand in things so much omg

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

Top 10 Kpop Biases

omg i was tagged by yunhova *-*

can dbsk just count as one person other than yunho… no.. ok..

  1. Kangta♥♥♥
  2. Yunho
  3. Donghae
  4. Junsu
  5. Yoochun
  6. Onew
  7. Jaejoong
  8. Changmin
  9. Jessica
  10. Nichkhun

    ill tag… yoonhoney twofordinner smcloneclub makyunae spacegirlblues
sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me: Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me: uh
  • Me: i dont get it
  • Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy: *SCREAMING*
  • girl: *SCREAMING*
  • me: *SCREAMING*
  • first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

whoops i got a response paper due in 40min brb