"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
I nearly choked.
conversation at work
- i work at a halloween haunted house park
- Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
- Me: Yeah? Why's that?
- Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
- Me: uh
- Me: i dont get it
- Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
- Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
- Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
- some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
- girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
- other boy: *SCREAMING*
- girl: *SCREAMING*
- me: *SCREAMING*
- first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
whoops i got a response paper due in 40min brb